'The Girl In The Dirty Shirt'

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The American collegiate system in one gif set

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have you ever met someone who likes the same stuff as you but they’re not obsessed enough

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"If there’s someone that makes you smile, who checks up on you often to see if you’re okay, who watches out for you and wants the best for you, don’t let them go. Keep them close and don’t take them for granted. People like that are hard to find."

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I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

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I just need a really long and touchy make out session that leads to sex followed by a long nap together.

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You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.

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"Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober."

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a little horny
a little ok
a little dead inside

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Reblog if you’re a “Whatever the fuck I feel like posting” blog.





And whatever the fuck I feel like posting is usually Tom Hiddleston’s face.

Yes, mostly Hiddleston, but there will be posts about fucking Orlando Bloom hitting Justin Bieber, too. Or anything else that strikes my fancy.

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Anonymous asked: Have you ever had anal?

questions like that I only answer if you have a face dear nonny. 


Some things are too funny not to reblog… This is one of them.